Poopoo peepee and Animals: Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow...

By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML

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zinnath 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 19:09

That would of been a funny YouTube cat video.

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Sunday 15 December 2013 19:10

You should upgrade to a dog.

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hickeyboy42 11

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:08

That bastard

Chiikan 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:16

Golden shower....

ni0ve 9

Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:01

Good morning

aargol721 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 14:55

F*%k cats

jman87 1

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:35

I pictured that end scene in free willy when I read this.

Kannachan13 9

Tuesday 17 December 2013 19:25

You may want to bring it to the vet, that can be a sign of crystals in the urine which will get very expensive and painful if not treated right away.

takeittoem 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:43

Time to break out an old classic: cat soup. Bon appetite!

AloysiusWeasley 15

Thursday 19 December 2013 1:08

Your cat is trying to tell you something - the box isn't clean, or something in the environment is making it unhappy.

Fenrir_The_Wolf 1

Saturday 28 December 2013 10:55

I can only assume that really pissed you off... *ba dum tss*

dcai777 2

Friday 2 May 2014 19:40

poor cat...

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