Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel...

By squirrel - 09/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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blasko1022 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:32

finally, im not the only person in america who has that shirt

D_Thr33 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:06

Well, you should have been protecting your nuts.

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Houndourpup 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:06

HAHAHA

BikerMike 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:13

kick your dad in the balls

Sekococo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:16

i blame foamy the squirrel

arandomboy 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:19

ydi for not protecting your nuts

marc_with_a_c 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:31

You should have protected them!

melmcr 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:36

I love your dad's sense of humor. YDI

j_Leigh15 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:56

# 23 is right

wtsc 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:33

I hope you are infertile now. YDI

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:33

Oh, please. Walk it off. If you can't look back on this in like a week and laugh, then you suck. Your dad is awesome.

Buckeyehead 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:42

haha! I have that shirt!

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