Transportation: Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping...

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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Cessari 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies

Shihaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:03

It's the thought that counts.

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Shihaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:03

It's the thought that counts.

Cessari 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." Hey djqlue: You're a tool!

california283 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:21

sweet pic!

AoME_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:07

lol ummm...yeah

stingray112 24

Monday 9 March 2015 17:45

Well said I really gathered your point from that

RIKANA 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:08

I agree its the thought that counts. RI

offtimeguitarist 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:08

YDI

sparda4355 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:08

Is she like giganto fat or something? Picking her up is far more effective and more romantic for those "oh shit, I totally over reacted moments"! Just sayin...

teufelschloss 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

ouch >.o;; At least you care for her.

chea_chea 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:09

Just wondering, what would make it so the car "was never going to hit her", was it at a stopped light or stop sign? Was the person slowing down? If so, tackling her was pretty dumb :/