Intimacy: Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 08:01 - Mexico

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 16:29

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ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:51

Bwahahagahahahahahahajahahahagahahahaha!

KristinaMarie17 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:46

hahaha, this has happened to me. & the exact thing happened!

agsilver 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:44

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brieslew 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:25

how hard of a slap? I wouldn't mind too much.

Bladian 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:55

I don't understand you guys. "He's such a giant dick!" For the love of god he was joking around. Who gives a shit if it's in public, he touched her boob. Oh god the horror. I do that to my girlfriend all the time, and guess what? She laughs, because she knows I'm joking around.