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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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ilikeboys 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.

axislave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:05

You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass

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kelardy 11

Tuesday 14 June 2016 20:42

Maybe they loved being chased? Only thing I can think of unless they later married the hobo?

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