Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2015 01:22 - United States

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:02

Bet the fight was about her not wanting to do anal

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:00

Learn to relax your anal sphincter.

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Saikon1357 25

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:59

Dude, calm the **** down

ally8 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:15

Sorry but you kinda deserve it....

Slasher2977 19

Monday 22 June 2015 17:12

Yeah , you are not supposed to argue with your girlfriend , it doesnt end well

birdybirdchirp 18

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:22

Thumbs up seven up, in your ass...

thunderniron 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:32

Yeah, wouldn't have posted that one. Lmao

Dif_fml 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:00

WTF!!!!!

rockwrench 18

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:21

Really! I could have got by just fine without that brain visual. Hope you washed your finger before picking your nose.

kingnothing123x 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:21

Atleast you know your sexuality:)

Jayroc 18

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:24

Just because that happened doesn't mean u are not a virgin anymore!!!

sbarua219 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:25

Lol

nomrana 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:06

Good thing I was eating while reading this.

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