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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Enemy spotted

annajane 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Pretended to? You sure about that?

Comments

sweetcheeks1212 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:23

this is the one I've seen in a while. I was playing black ops while I was reading this.

greening1 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:28

COD addict

vashthestampede 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:53

"friendly SAM turret inbound"

pkthis 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:00

Your dad should have walked in and said enemy AC-130 above.

alecs0716 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:36

black ops addict. -__-" hahaha

Under_paid_Goril 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:16

Oh, my, god! Haha!!! That is perfect, what are the odd's you turned your back to em to finish? I say pretty good!! Next time, reply with something like "hostile missile imbound" and punch em in the face :)