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By justgivemethed - 25/04/2013 07:55 - United States - Westminster

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 25 April 2013 19:08

You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".

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Thursday 25 April 2013 19:17

Maybe not. According to OP, the boy sucks on the D.

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boredguyyy 10

Friday 26 April 2013 1:37

Maybe time for a job change?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 26 April 2013 1:51

49- I don't know if I should laugh at this or feel disturbed...

karmabyproxy 5

Friday 26 April 2013 1:58

He obviously wants YOU to give him some D.

Poppipuff 14

Friday 26 April 2013 3:09

Calm down 24, everything is fine.

akimes94 5

Friday 26 April 2013 4:40

'he still sucks'

jeepers_1 21

Friday 26 April 2013 4:43

Ask him if he wants the D or something, since he seems so obsessed with it

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 26 April 2013 5:56

What is he 12 or something hope you can get out of it.

davincidasecond 24

Friday 26 April 2013 9:42

What an A-hole ...

BadLuckDude12345 14

Friday 26 April 2013 11:05

Hahahahahaha. That is hilarious!

Born2die 11

Friday 26 April 2013 12:43

lol clever nick, dudeguy

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