Transportation: Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment...

By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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Monday 1 February 2010 16:12

If I were you, I'll make them move by honking incessantly.

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i would knock on the window and look at them so they feel awkward 

Comments

DazedSiren 5

Monday 9 July 2012 19:26

Push bumper? I think so!

yzzami 17

Wednesday 12 December 2012 2:10

They could be towed

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 20 October 2015 4:27

my friends & I once pulled into a parking lot & watched while they continued at the bus station on a main road...headlights & all - they didn't care. Free ****! & I was only about 17 so it was hilarious!