Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was...

By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML

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By df22 - 03/07/2020 20:08

Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML

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By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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subarchetta 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:07

Hahah! Oh well, just suck your boyfriend's dick to forget the shame. Always works for me.

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Thursday 5 February 2009 2:51

hahaha dumbass

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NotreallyFunny 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:10

Hahaha, check it next time, dummy :)

lexie719 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 18:32

Damn, how embarrassing, lol!

rozieslothinator 0

Friday 27 May 2011 17:37

25...it duznt say that...and who cares OP!

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 1:52

FYL indeed...

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Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:11

This one is really stupid

keven501 12

Monday 27 August 2012 7:01

Instructions seem to be well hidden these days

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 6:57

Smooth move

niome_fml 9

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:10

that sucks! that email was so pointless then.

anonpbc 20

Saturday 21 March 2015 7:43

totally ydi

brenton490 19

Sunday 10 April 2016 6:12

You seem like the kind of person who messes up my order at the fast food place.

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