Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on... - FML

By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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EmilyMarie 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:06

Whoops.

hockeyplaya 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:09

thats embarassing... hope she was asleep

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NuClEaRxKiTtEn 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:02

Seems legit

coolgirl44 3

Friday 27 January 2012 4:20

It was just an accident its ok

TrippingOnAcid 29

Saturday 28 January 2012 10:04

I was expecting you to say she was dead..

BabyGirlJr1 11

Friday 29 June 2012 23:11

Hehe she must've thought some things about you:)

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 9 December 2015 15:31

Wow. Your aim must have really been off, because my Grandma's boobs are practically to her belly button.

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