Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various...

By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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seensuper 14

Tuesday 25 February 2014 22:11

I really hope your friend was just joking because ignorance will just further destroy society

CammyGal 26

Saturday 19 April 2014 3:30

Why don't poor people just buy more money?

martin8337 35

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:13

And go where, brainiac?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 12:06

Genius friend.

idkimhayden 8

Monday 9 February 2015 1:11

You've got one dumb ass friend.

Dbotmen 9

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:29

And this is an example for why I value mind over body.

Salzxx 11

Friday 23 September 2016 21:47

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