Work: Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep...

By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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Friday 19 February 2016 17:42

well you are very lucky that she didn't notice, other costumers would try to get you fired for that.

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Makes me think of the capital murder case where the defense attorney fell asleep. Sometimes there's just nothing you can do.

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megian 9

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:00

Haha you poor guy

icekingz 7

Sunday 21 February 2016 3:37

Lay off the heroin bro

Quietthing_11 8

Tuesday 23 February 2016 10:21

Got away with one, nice

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