Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When...

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 9:53

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

CowGoesMoo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:55

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