Animals: Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 14:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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TiggityTony 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:58

Fatality.

gc327072 30

Sunday 3 March 2013 18:59

Quietly bring it home and make an epic turkey breast sandwich!

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DorkAlert 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:38

Dem some good eatin

boverboots 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:07

opps

Vilsitior_93 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:16

Animality

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 13 May 2013 13:13

Was it turkey season?

jboy66645 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:30

PETA gonna kill u

azhang1066 12

Friday 21 June 2013 2:21

At least you get a free turkey to enjoy. And you know it was fresh.

Adree 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57

Why are turkeys just walking aroun in the park?

Battleking142 11

Saturday 24 August 2013 10:29

The new way to hunt turkeys apparently.

BLUEBARON 5

Friday 30 August 2013 17:27

dude, bring it home and tell your family or girlfriend you killed it for dinner. you will look like a badass.

jixiekat 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 0:14

you should never kick an animal you deserved it animal abuser

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