Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

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RebeccaCyrus 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:25

And #27, your a retard.

sumnerr 0

Friday 22 October 2010 3:08

oh I'm hungry! but I need a bath... I have an idea- I'll put my toaster next to the tub! come here puppy...

bloopster 2

Monday 6 December 2010 14:46

YDI for having an iPod

hahayouwish22 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:32

haha sorry but this is really funny. But that would suck. :(

pman962 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:40

umm bitch? somebody is a future animal abuser, you dont have to b lonely to own a pet

dmanning1993 4

Friday 1 April 2011 21:42

Haha that's pretty funny. but u probably shouldn't have had the iPod next to the water

starwarsguy330 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:49

Obviosly

iloveyouxx121 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:25

soo you don't just the door when tacking a bath?

SGT_DBL 15

Monday 1 August 2011 10:24

YDI for buying any product with the letter "i" at the start of its name. The "i" stands for Idiot!

Leser98 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:42

Dude!!! Your dog is a mindreader.

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