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By me - 30/04/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

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imabeast17 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:09

Why is he mad? I thought the point of sword fighting was to hit each others "heads". Jeez I guess I've been doing it wrong.

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Saturday 30 April 2011 12:00

Don't play with knives!

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heimerdinger 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:21

ooh..50

grdianknight 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:21

time for some improv! and what an unprofessional jerk of a stage partner

lovely_leahh 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:08

HAHAHA audience of 50. I'm in middle school and all of our plays get an audience of at least 300 each performance. I also live cape Elizabeth which is veerrryyyy rural. 50 is half my class