Kids: Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy...

By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 5:34

Call of duty generation...I really have no hopes for it.

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Saturday 13 April 2013 5:36

That's what OP gets for being a noob

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Attica 20

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:16

Well, it was a correct answer... just not the one you were looking for.

chilldude69 8

Sunday 14 April 2013 21:03

I'm confused, is that not what he was suppose to say? o_O

fylhahalol 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 21:59

Lmao

DutchBasterd 15

Monday 15 April 2013 1:01

you should've thrown a book at his face and shout "FACEBOOK!"

Intrigue 3

Monday 15 April 2013 5:43

Modern parenting at work...*sigh*

Illanor 8

Monday 15 April 2013 6:30

FATALITY!!!

Anasazi 10

Monday 15 April 2013 12:05

Boom headshot!!!! ( Classic YouTube video )

Eitom88 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:24

Thats my boy!

thresh037 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:16

She wasn't asking for it at all dumbazz

scars_dont_fade 5

Monday 6 May 2013 7:09

Hey. He's prepared for the zombie Apocolypse

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