Transportation: Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was... - FML

By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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anniemeece 23

Friday 9 October 2009 16:10

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

citybeats 0

Friday 9 October 2009 16:54

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

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kelpie_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:06

LOL FYL if he knows YOU. Just too bad you dont have your windows tinted, lol.

marquisrs 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:39

YDI for being a disgusting **** muffin

lyfesukz 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:58

YDI for ADMIRING your booger! "today, i admired my booger. FML."

cave_man_ 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:14

that is really funny I have to admit Ive done that and then just stared at my booger as if I had never seen one before, but not in traffic LMAO!

drainyou123 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:55

WHAT THE ****???

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Monday 1 February 2010 19:03

OH MY GOD!!!

Itselah 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:20

Fake. A riff on a Seinfeld Episode.

Jellytastic 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:33

first of all, why did you pick your nose in public? especially where everyone can see you

JoeTheBow 8

Friday 15 April 2011 1:56

You were admiring it. Lmao

JordynBMTH 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 11:34

you're ******* disgusting.

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