Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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Friday 23 October 2009 7:31

Yoohoos are awesome!

Maxine17 8

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So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256. Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.

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ggbartoli99 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:35

LOL

rajdeep 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:07

brillient!

rajdeep 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:07

brillient!

tkmforlife 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:09

Dude! That's sweet

thejuice1234 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 10:05

That's really funny

diamondbaby16 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:32

That's hilarious !

lzmo 20

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:43

Sounds like something I'd do..

Countryboy1996 18

Tuesday 10 March 2015 8:49

I can't stop laughing at this!

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