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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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taureau139 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:22

Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

michanelle 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:13

at least u didnt puke all over her

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maliadiva11 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 13:25

they have puke bags

sharond23 10

Friday 19 January 2018 23:52

use the barf bag idiot.

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