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By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 0:31

you should have said "at least someone can get it up"

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Comments

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:54

hahaha maybe your bf just jealous coz you turn the dog on so easily. XD

ilikepie 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:08

erect...ion?

magiclavalamp 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:41

lol sounds like he was just kidding around... sounds like something i would say.

pmole42088 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:47

Ya im gunna have to go with #37 lol and everyone else who took it as a joke, and hey even if he is serious i wouldn't just brake up cuz he said one d bag comment maybe you could take it as a sign to........ get better.