Transportation: Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:12

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

oh man.... are you traumatized?

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prophet19 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:14

wait.... this happened in Japan? o.o

tiffanyxo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:49

since when did they say this happened in japan?

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:55

their location is right next to "anonymous (woman)": "Japan."

eeee93757 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:35

are you retarded lady? Look at the god damn location it says "JAPAN"

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:14

WTF!? That's hilarious, in a totally-disgusting-disinfect-yourself-now kinda way.

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:15

lol 6 i guess he's just taking a "subway footlong" to the next level

Crickets 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:18

ROFL

Dead_and_Gone 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:33

LOL

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:16

Hahahahahhaha that's hilarious

lawlfyl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:17

Grossssss, FYL, next time (hopefully there is no next time) move a little faster and punch him where it hurts.

jaxsk 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:17

That's horrifying! LOL I'd never feel clean again... Sucks to be you!

WFMS 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:18

AIDS!! jk that's really horrible. I don't know how you would deserve that one

delly_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:20

How exactly do u DESERVE that?

Boogers 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:21

Thanks for posting this, I cant stop laughing. Should've tripped him while he ran... FYL

maria12_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:23

EWWWW!!! That is so revolting *gag*. Anyone who voted YDI should just go in a hole and die.

t_tru 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:13

I am annoyed that anyone is saying YDI

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