Transportation: Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:12

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

oh man.... are you traumatized?

Comments

Person1233 12

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:09

I really wonder how this could be a YDI? YDI for riding the subway? YDI for being in Japan? YDI for being a woman? YDI for having an arm? YDI for being alive? Anyone who put YDI is just a fail...