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By ummmmEW - 13/02/2010 00:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

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Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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null_fml 11

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

So did you stick your tongue out to catch it?

jaydenjade 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:30

nasty!

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benimin 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:27

Sexy

blackmauser95 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:25

Insert yao ming disgusted face.

guitarst1071995 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 16:07

I feel more sorry for the girl. I have dandruff and I have to say, it's really embarrassing and makes me miserable

rougeunicorn03 17

Friday 27 September 2013 3:23

Gross.

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:12

That's so nasty!

dabears1011234 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 22:56

Give her head and shoulders, for men.

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