Kids: Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14...

By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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Lehk 9

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:20

YDI grow up

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YDI for playing FarmTown.

Comments

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:11

23 Immature kid! :P

scarllet13101 5

Monday 18 June 2012 11:15

I find this hilarious

Courtneyg47 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:38

Nobody likes you when you're 23!

nmlutgen 11

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:57

W.O.W.

Alinafshah2204 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 6:26

Are you insane?? What would lead to you threatening a kid?

Sammie94 9

Friday 13 March 2015 5:03

you're an idiot. YDI

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 27 April 2015 19:39

"Got into a fight" - they probably deserve it. "With a 14 year old boy" - yeah, OP deserved it. "I threatened him..." - definitely deserved it. "... With physical violence" - WTF, what a dick, totally deserved it. "And got banned" - well, what did you ******* expect?! Utter twat.

TallMist 32

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:49

Exactly!!! So many damn people in these comments saying the OP is in the right, but if they'd look at it like that, it's obvious they're really wrong.