Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Agree with #12 And lawl @ #35. I wish the kitten would have clawed our balls OFF. No need for you to reproduce. The human race is stupid as it is. Unless you raise your kids to be against animal cruelty, and stupidity.

roundkickkid 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:20

Kitten karma!!!

love_jd13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:24

A big pussy got owned by a little pussy. Moral of the story: Don't mess with kittens! :)

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