By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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sk8tertrench 4

Balls. Attacked? LMFAO. How did that feel? And how did the fart smell?

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totallyepicchick 0

O... M... F... G.... That just made my day.

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totallyepicchick 0

Y did you have a kitten under the blankets when you weren't wearing pants?... O.o

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Seirye 2

Why the hell would you do that? You deserved it, asshole.

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EpicFail1520 16

Sometimes, cats know JUST what to do.

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ally123123 2

Good idea I guess if u want ur nuts to be attacked

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ninalaura 5

That's the only pussy your nuts will ever touch.

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janey123 0

Well arent you just an asshole who does stupid crap for ***** and giggles, huh?

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