Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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supermegan6 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:14

LMFAO.

Hd_100 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:14

lol that sucks

Ihatecupcakes17 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 17:29

You are a ******* ass hole. I hope when you piiss it stings

CreepyCrawl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:55

Poor kitten!

Xxsgkxbiglove 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 9:42

That's wat u get smart one

JennyferLynn 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:04

That's dumbbb. You totally got what you deserved. Poor kitten. :(

bdub5 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:51

Lmfao that hilarious

kimscion 0

Friday 4 March 2011 17:51

Hahahahahahaha

castano10 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:39

I would have just through it in the shower with the water going.

BenjiBear 0

Monday 21 March 2011 2:56

hahahahahahahaa. priceless

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