Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Oh my God, finally an FML that refers to a living, breathing cat rightfully as "he" rather than as "it" which is just incorrect and rude. You have shown enough respect for cats to make up for it. YLIF

scorpio_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:44

didnt your parents play with you when you were young? is that why you're so mean? pathetic dude

princessgaby 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:44

you deserved that one love! you're an idiot!

cRothabeast 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:45

Dude! Cats don't understand humor! Dumb sh*t...

mustlovemarvin 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:47

I hope it hurt, poor kitten.

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