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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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evilscorpi 29

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:08

better start heading to the gym more often

CHOMP3R 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:19

Never underestimate a woman.(:

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julia_lynn 21

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:09

Question is if she meant to do you harm or not. It could be that she doesn't understand to hold back, or she's just a total bitch. Either way, giving you a black eye when you're horsing around isn't acceptable.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:44

I agree with 52

LadyOpheliac 5

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:00

OP, that's called serious ******* domestic violence. Please, please go seek help; and the people calling you a pussy are ******* psychos. Abuse is never okay, no matter which gender it happens to.

alival 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:15

Damn boy ur gf kicked ur ass

heyitscandace 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:21

Ok so I definitely think everyone is over reacting. It's not "domestic violence". I mean they were play wrestling and she probably didn't realize how hard she actually hit him. Accidents happen when you play fight. Stop making a mountain out of a mole hill.

bagleface 6

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:44

YDI you pussy

abb3 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:49

smh your girl is a beast and she didn't even try lol

pyrodrake 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:07

Hmm... You can spell ******** correctly, yet you said "Breeded". Someone needs to stop hanging around the cool kids at school - Hang up the flat brim and get a haircut bud.

hyden121 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:41

That's hot...pansy...

Simoneaux17 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:46

Man up biatch!!!

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