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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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ghirahim 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:45

An eye for an eye.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:46

I thought you were trained to keep your eye on the ball, not the other way around.

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braya18 0

Friday 10 August 2012 21:08

I know how that feels :/ I had a shiner for 2 - 3 weeks

NatalieF 5

Friday 30 August 2013 21:02

i also play softball and im a pitcher, the ump said he didnt need a mask, andi accidentally broke his nose

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