Work: Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red...

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:12

I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.

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That is one crazy woman :O FYL!

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y927t 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:19

thats quite funny!

hellokimmiee 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:38

ydi for not locking your door

mightymart 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:35

someone didnt take her medicatons

littlelamb0428 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:47

I would have torn that bitches head off!

Stoneworthy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 15:29

I actually have a good question. When she punched you, was it a open hand "like a slap" or closed hand punch?

pike1346 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 16:16

I would have dropped her. if a women has the nutz to punch, they can get punched

seannymulvs 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:20

What a bitch.

Quasar_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:20

That's assault

lizzylove_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 18:08

lmao

Jester7 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 18:30

if you're a chick you should have punched her back, if you're a dude...well then you're a pussy for complaining

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