Miscellaneous: Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 07:21 - Australia

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

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Monday 25 October 2010 12:13

The Sims is awesome. I'm jealous.

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Hey nothing wrong with SIMS lol Its so frickin addicting

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 18 September 2011 18:43

Time well spent.

calphae 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:51

And your point is ...?

Mira Lux 26

Monday 3 February 2014 4:06

Did you at least make your Sims go to a party?

gablucas 12

Monday 4 August 2014 7:04

You still use MSN and play sims... Huhh.. Interesting

BiNeko 12

Wednesday 15 October 2014 20:56

MSN still around?

moonshinegurl77 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 5:11

Most of the time after work I'm playing COD for a minimum of six hours!

dharmaint 15

Wednesday 13 April 2016 10:42

You technically didn't lie

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