Transportation: Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using...

By fatman - 14/12/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

Monday 14 December 2009 23:35

Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.

viqas12 0

Monday 14 December 2009 23:20

aeroplanes have wifi now????

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centarous85 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:06

He shouldve joined the group i hate sitting next to stalkers on airplanes

Ahlkitar 3

Monday 31 October 2011 9:44

You should have knocked the computer into the aisle....then said "Now you have a reason"

BVBARMY1238 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:38

YDI for screen peaking.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 6 August 2014 17:57

Why we're you looking over his shoulder?

drummerok 9

Friday 17 July 2015 23:12

we have to run hahhahaha

alex47625 22

Sunday 16 August 2015 9:22

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