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By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

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xxAlli 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:16

why wouldn't you have had your uniform on before you got to the club?

matanblum 3

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Nothing is hotter than an electrifying bouncer whose not afraid to fight

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neonblack33 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:30

...so cops just throw a taser gun into fights now?

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Wednesday 24 September 2014 21:03

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