Intimacy: Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants...

By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:54

Creepy.

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:58

She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.

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g0ldyl0ckzz93 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:56

inbreeding for the win :)

dollfaceeRAWRR 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:48

soundz like my fam haha

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Thursday 16 December 2010 5:29

only in Texas!!! :p sick *****

Karnezar 2

Thursday 6 January 2011 22:04

Maybe his sister is mentally challenged (I would've said retarded, but some may have taken it as just plain dumb).

kawaiisweetbunny 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:58

D8 awh! that sick!

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Saturday 19 March 2011 13:18

that's a little weird...

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