Health: Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those...

By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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therouni 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet you have a wonderful smelling face now, though.

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Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet your eyes smell of roses

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StupidSauce 5

Wednesday 16 October 2013 16:56

It wasn't meant for the face you see... it's to freshen your breath!

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 16 October 2013 16:59

Who knew there going from fresh breath to fresh burned eyes hope you feel better soon

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:57

yikes! weeelllp at least you're fresh as a... room spray?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 16 October 2013 20:48

New type of cologne...it's very fresh...hope your eyes are not too burned...

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 16 October 2013 23:57

Makes me glad to be short. Kinda.

Chris93Jones 20

Thursday 17 October 2013 6:29

Ask somebody to smell your eyes. They will never believe you lol. Though I know that feeling, I've been bear maced buy a glade numerous times

kumarina 35

Thursday 17 October 2013 9:03

Now you have cool eyes

alexisilove 6

Thursday 17 October 2013 10:14

Yeah, because eye level is a universal thing now.

Chibi_italia 4

Thursday 17 October 2013 14:15

That happened to me before also.

Blahblah9921 4

Friday 18 October 2013 3:26

ouch sorry op

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