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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:12

don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:56

Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....

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snipeshow 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:36

YDI fatass

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:55

I'm sorry I wouldn't even be able to be offended by that , cause it was so funny . Hehe

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:57

Wouldn't be bragging about that man ....

mxcryz93 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:30

Fat fat fat fat hehehe

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:24

At least your boyfriend loves you, right?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:25

@96 I as well have seen skinny people with double chins.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:26

@85 Don't be a douche :O

The_Mr_Troll 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 7:39

Oh look! A wild FML! FML used: Complain that I'm fat! It's not very effective...

zkb 6

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:41

Your verb tenses don't agree

kimespinosa 13

Monday 18 August 2014 4:56

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