Intimacy: Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards...

By fuundmental/// - 09/04/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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Saturday 9 April 2011 12:03

Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?

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You have some kinky grandparents.

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Kalipczo 21

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:37

Lol you touched it?

mullisupreme 16

Wednesday 27 March 2013 21:20

you actually tried??? you are seriously sick! :-)

mets300 8

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:13

Why did you press the horse?

bubblyhayley 16

Thursday 17 October 2013 8:22

good on them! hope im like tht at their age xx

siobhan_whovian 4

Monday 7 April 2014 4:47

Why on earth did you press the horses nose?

FatherofTime87 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:20

You touched it???!

Zilaina 7

Friday 11 July 2014 19:46

Why did you touch it? O.o

kittykat5652 1

Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:52

My mum bought one of those! So funny

DJPenguin 8

Wednesday 29 October 2014 21:19

Question, Why did you touch the horse ?

Slicer43 15

Saturday 6 December 2014 21:06

Why did you press the horse?!?!

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