Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and...

By why me?? - 07/08/2013 04:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:17

Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

Treveyon56 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 12:17

That's all on you dude.

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ladybuglet 22

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:14

Dumbass.

austinj776 3

Thursday 8 August 2013 19:46

cheaters never prosper and your car got knocked the **** out

Euronymous93 29

Friday 9 August 2013 1:24

Why didn't you just tell the truth to begin with, OP? YDI.

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Friday 9 August 2013 23:11

That's why you don't lie

stepymac 15

Saturday 10 August 2013 14:44

Don't lie

Roughlife28 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 6:32

You're one dumb shit :D

CSRozell 4

Friday 23 August 2013 23:43

learn to drive

Mabonga 12

Monday 25 November 2013 9:45

mothers know better than to believe what they see on TV. you are safe

fictionaldiary 11

Sunday 11 May 2014 3:36

"I destroyed property that wasn't mine and then lied about it. Now I'm upset that I have to face the consequences of my actions"

Reanoners 6

Monday 22 February 2016 23:16

Indeed it was a hit-and-run… On your part

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