Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend...

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

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Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

Comments

Leptailurus 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:01

Well you DID say *ANYTHING.* If my boyfriend tied himself to the bed and said I could do anything, I'd probably choose Warcraft, too. Next time, don't leave the decision completely up to him and that won't happen. :P

KatieKhaos 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:11

Yeah, Cuz she totally plays it 24/7... WoW is awesome

glamourghouls 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

Maybe you're fat and ugly naked.

jdcaliff 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

What a loser. Dump him.

jenniejuniper86 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:07

Okay I read this and INSTANTLY knew who it was about, my ex frank was a TOTAL WoW nerd and his gf (now wife) is a kinky freak.. and they broke up because he chose WoW over her!!! hahah loooserrrs both of them! (oh and her name is michelle... and the user is chelle... coincidence? I think not...)

glamourghouls 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:07

I mean, if you're dating a guy that plays WoW, then you must not that be much of a looker yourself.

Dominoe_Effect 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 16:51

that is a ludicrous statement, playing wow does not make you a loser, and dating someone who does doesn't make you one either, now in this instance the guy was being dumb but not all wow players are like that

blahdeda 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:07

World of Warcraft...the destroyer of relationships...I feel ya. My ex played 24/7

GloomySkyz 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:08

Maybe he found a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AGHHHHHHH.. UGGGHHHHH..

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Friday 26 June 2015 5:28

Who uses leather?Plate armor FTW.And btw 4 stamina 4 strength is weak

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:10

Your boyfriend has a ticket to do anything to his girlfriend, yet he goes and plays World of Warcraft.

lpisagf 1

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:11

Never take a man away from his WoW. My bf knows not to take me away from WoW or Halo or else I kill him. Is funny he chose WoW over 'anything' Better luck next time(: