Work: Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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kittykat1501 31

Friday 12 June 2015 6:07

Yell at him for at least, say, a week.

TheAspieDork 27

Friday 26 February 2016 14:56

Took me a while to figure it out, but that's absolutely disgusting

igg125 30

Monday 21 March 2016 23:45

That mother ******

yahtzeesouls 12

Tuesday 12 April 2016 16:49

Holy ******* shit that must suck.

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