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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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Sunday 9 September 2018 1:35

Rubbing your belly produces money and you're complaining?

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Plot twist: it was 100 pennies!

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Monday 10 September 2018 11:37

just call it a human savings account.

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