Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went...

By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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bitcherinn 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

blind date?

brieanna101 0

Friday 2 April 2010 20:05

was he cute? if so, not a fml but if not FYL

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alexandra1313 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 3:55

Was he cute?

shhhitsasecret 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:42

hahahahahaha awkward. :D

OnlyIfYouLoveMe 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 6:54

lolz!!! not too big of a deal, but I laughed so hard when reading this

VenomByte 1

Tuesday 6 April 2010 23:21

Sa Wa Dee Krub, joop goon!

bromdrum 0

Monday 20 September 2010 15:34

you got a 'deserved it' for your shithouse grammar. speak English properly or learn Indonesian fool!

Sukismama 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:30

I wonder whos hand he thought he was holding lol

crzy4life 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:01

was he cute?

RawrGirl96 4

Friday 10 June 2011 3:21

.....was he hot.... and single? ;)

SeiferAlmas 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 20:06

Man: Me Gusta.

babygrrl257 11

Monday 24 June 2013 7:35

Was he at least cute?

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