Cars, Music and Transportation: Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on...

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:35

Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:29

YDI for fist pumping, guido

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Fmliscrazy 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:14

I'm sorry but thats funny as he**

420smoke420 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:59

techno sucks

baden18830 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:58

ydi for bad music and acting like an ass.

viper2290 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:27

techno ****** sucks. ydi

I3atman 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:07

That is what you get for fist pumping

juliabrookss 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:57

that's why you don't fistpump And drive at the same time.

DalekScythe 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:16

WTF?! really, fist pumping to techno? that's like air guitaring to opera! >.

FAYUL12345100 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:31

Consider yourself lucky that it was a stop sign and not a person.

pyrogirl6622 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:13

fist pumping is only for those dumb ***** on the jersey shore that plays on MTV.

MecAdrian 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:18

That's what you get for fistpumping

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