Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked... - FML

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 10 August 2017 9:51

my mom will knock and immedeately after come in...

sharond23 10

Friday 2 March 2018 22:26

So your mother walks around with a key to your room on her all the time? that seems odd

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