Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the... - FML

By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:40

when people in drama don't help you then you just fail at life

luvsyaweirdos 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:20

omg I broke a recycling bin with my binders

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rippeddude96 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:15

Hahaa it's always the friend isn't it?

jake_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:20

it's hard to laghf and help...

damienwatkins 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:40

dude... nice spelling

whatsupdoc69 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:35

nice spelling retard

whatsupdoc69 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:35

nice spelling retard

Minorchord 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:21

Why were you behind the curtains?

dochoc_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:31

that's it?

zook182 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:39

YDI for living in NSW you dirty ******* cockroach

glen12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:25

hahaha tru that

davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:40

when people in drama don't help you then you just fail at life

PhattySaxx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:03

Dude turtles are cool... lol

cheesepuffs159 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:45

first!

jake_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:47

you, sir are made of win

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:07

did anyone take the time of your helplessness to get a free *******?!

kloof 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:08

At least it was drama 'class' instead of a show.

Gaymee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:27

Sounds like a great high school expierence to me!! :D

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