Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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sarah2144 14

Friday 1 May 2009 5:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

taquito6 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:17

jajjajaj oohhhhhhhh that reminds me when we are on a test and someone farts jajajaj epic! jajajaj

braiee 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 21:37

WOWOWOWOW I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday 28 May 2009 7:09

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Thursday 4 June 2009 18:05

HAHAHAHAHA! This is now my favorite FML ever!

corporalusmc 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:05

That's awesome man! Seriously!

soccer_girl73 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:21

that's HILARIOUS! but if your really worried i'm sure nobody knew it was you and even so when you have to fart you have to fart lol

ImaginaryLightx 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:06

I laughed till I cried reading this haha. You made my day (:

paleknight47 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:23

I woulda done the same thing Neither fml nor ydi

bigraws23 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:18

LOFL. I love it

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