Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy...

By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

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kurv3 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:02

Why you dropping your drawers to the floor? Dirtyyyy.

night_saint 5

Friday 29 July 2011 20:02

OP where did you get those? I want a pair

HagarenLei 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:03

if I were you i'd have sang along xD

Symmetry88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:10

I don't.

iloveHU15 6

Friday 29 July 2011 20:15

ah, that's just hilarious XP not really an FML moment, just SUPER awkward. :b

Countrygirl5 8

Friday 29 July 2011 20:18

that's hiLARious :)

perdix 29

Friday 29 July 2011 20:20

Little did he know that you were unaware of the Australian rock band, and you were displaying your undies to troll for other bisexuals.

SneakherHead 5

Friday 29 July 2011 20:20

I would've played "TNT Dynamite" on my phone to see if he sang along

iJiZinURsis 1

Friday 29 July 2011 20:22

that's funny not an fml

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